April 2009
2 posts
Jesus & the Robber
A robber breaks into a home and hears a voice say, “Jesus is watching you.” Startled, he asks, “Who said that?” Again, the voice says, “Jesus is watching you.” The robber turns around to see a parrot. He asks the parrot what his name is. The parrot replies, “Cornelius.” The robber asks, “Who names a parrot ‘Cornelius’?” The...
Marley and Me Cute Phote contest
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January 2009
1 post
pissing and moaning
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady.
He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the...
December 2008
6 posts
The Story of Creation as told by a dachshund
http://honesttoblogb.blogspot.com/2008/12/story-of-creation-as-told-by-dachshund.html
Turtle Crossing
Paying homage to my reptilian friends!
Why did the turtle Cross the road?
To get to the ”Shell” station!
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Mad dog!
What do you call a dog that hears voices? A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic!
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Dog w/o Wheels
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
(not even half a snort)
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November 2008
1 post
Totally Bats
Two bats are going for their midnight feed.
After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.
The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, “Where did you get all that blood from?”
The second bat replies, “Follow me. I`ll show you.”
After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says,...
October 2008
1 post
snicker-poodle
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
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A sponge.
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September 2008
2 posts
Ahhh - now I have the power!
Outwitting Squirrels: 101 Cunning Stratagems to Reduce Dramatically the Egregious Misappropriation of Seed from Your Birdfeeder by Squirrels
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1556523025?ie=UTF8&tag=httpwwwgoodco-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1556523025&SubscriptionId=1MGPYB6YW3HWK55XCGG2
shoes are good to chew on
Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down?
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Two hundred soles were lost.
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August 2008
2 posts
squirrel jokes
Normally, I don’t like to have anything to do with those nasty creatures, but this is pretty funny:
There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After...
July 2008
3 posts
My paws are bigger than yours
A bear walks into a bar and says, “I want a bourbon and…………… coke” The bartender asks “what’s with the huge pause?” The bear says, “I’ve had them all my life.”
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And, not so good of a joke
A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, “Sorry, I can’t serve you, you’re off your face!”
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June 2008
8 posts
The Best Goldfish Joke Ever!
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, “You man the guns, I’ll drive.”
LMAO!!!!!
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How to Ride a Bicycle With Your Dog
as opposed to teach your dog to ride a bike. ain’t got that flexibility!
http://www.wikihow.com/Ride-a-Bicycle-With-Your-Dog
happy paw day, pop!
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The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate
A classic new favorite:
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors’ houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, “I need a good guard dog.”
And the clerk replied, “Sorry, we’re all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows...
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Makes me kinda hungry
Heard a good joke the other day:
Question: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
wait for it
wait for it
Answer: I’m bacon!
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